How to Get Babes
Stanley Johnson Reveals
The art of picking up babes can be very complex. I'm here to tell all you dudes all you need to know to get the babes. Right here I will teach you everything you need to know to get the babes.
After you read this mt three easy steps, you will have the tools to make the babes line up at your door step. You will have so many babes going after you there will be no time to even take a shower, trust me I know about this. The line of babes will be so long your neighbors will be calling your residence BABE CITY! You'll need a velvet rope to block off the babes that are surrounding your block. Babes from all over the world will flock outside your residence to wait on the line that surrounds your block (Just as the babes did back in H.R. Arbuckle's Day) .
Babes at Arbuckle's New Jersey Beach Retreat (Circa - 1920's)
The Babe police will have to come to your residence to fight off unwanted babes. As a matter of fact the babes will attract to you like a magnet to steel at your residence. Babes, babes, and even more babes; you'll be geting too many babes at your residence.
Here are the only tools you will need, just three easy steps to getting Babes:
1. Get a freakishly long penis.
2. There is no number 2!
3. If unable to acquire a freakishly long pecker you must amass a fortune
(Babes love money!)
There you have it, you are now on your way to getting BABES to
line up at your residence.
GOOD LUCK,
