Hung Pork Institute

Now there is a place where a young athlete can learn the sport of hanging pork and get started on the right path to a lucrative career in the sport of penis measuring. In a career field that can be dangerous and at times low on money making opportunities, it’s necessary to have a place where expert teach you the subtle nuances of the game, which you need to know to become the sportsmen of the future.

Degree Program

Upon acceptance into the institute students undergo a series of intensive exercises, designed to prepare both the mind and the body for the challenges that real world pork hanging poses.

Graduation

At the end of our six month accelerated, total immersion program, students will be ready to pursue a lucrative career in hanging pork. Graduates will receive a diploma, and as the sport is legitimized into the mainstream we will provide job placement.

Our Mission

It is our hope that the students we train at the institute will go onto successful careers, expanding the underground circuit and help the sport towards its true destiny, a mainstream spectator sport.

Faculty

Our faculty is made up of professionals who have worked the underground circuit for years. They are ready, willing and able to offer all the experience and knowledge they’ve garnered over the years. The faculty includes legends Stanley Johnson, Frank Stalloan, Timmy Timpson, and Rich Richardson among others.

Tuition

Tuition is a mere $10,000 for our six month program. A bargain considering that can be easily earned back in just a few short months following graduation from the institute.

Getting Started

The first step in enrollment is setting an entrance exam. Please note that our entrance exams are not easy. We only accept the best and brightest. For more info on getting started and setting up an entrance exam e-mail us at hungporkinstitute@hungpork50.com

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